Monday, 21 September 2009

Junior! Thought I'd lost you, boy... Sean Connery back for Indy 5?


"...the rumor mill is abuzz with the studios heads hoping to get Sean Connery to come out of retirement and reprise his role as Indiana 's father in the next installment of Indiana Jones called "Indiana Jones and The Who Fucking Gives A Shit About a Fifth Fucking Indiana Jones Movie"..."

(from www.latinoreview.com)


From www.Digitalspy.com:

"Studio bosses are reportedly hoping that Sean Connery will return to the Indiana Jones franchise for the next film.
The 79-year-old veteran actor previously rejected the opportunity to reprise his role in the last instalment of the series, Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of the Crystal Skull.
However, producers working on the fifth film of the hugely successful franchise are believed to be considering the idea of tempting Connery back with a major role in the new project, Contactmusic reports."



 Latino Review once again:

"Here's some things I'd rather see than a 5th Indiana Jones film:

1. Nuclear holocaust.
2. The inside of Rosie O'Donnell's vagina.
3. The Jonas Brothers blowing Zac Efron.
4. A fat man fucking a donkey.
5. Megan Fox in a remake of Sophie's Choice.
6. The New England Patriots in the Super Bowl.
7. A Heidi Montag music video.
8. The Limits of Control.
9. Fox News.
10. White people dancing to 80's music."




My personal take: Please don't make this film. Please please please please please please. Just say sorry for the last one and leave us all alone. Don't ruin every part of Indiana Jones.

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