Tuesday 8 September 2009

Synopsis of RAMBO V: THE SAVAGE HUNT


Just amazing... Now either this is a total piece of balls, and Sly's having some fun with us internet users out there, or else he's gone totally nuts.

Read this through and decide for yourself...


Click on the original release to the left to make it bigger, but here's the text copied out for you:


"JOHN RAMBO could track anyone - or anything - on earth. Now the MILITARY desperately needs him for a mission that his ultrasensitive instincts tell him he should refuse. A BEAST is loose somewhere north of the ARCTIC CIRCLE. It has already decimated a secret research facility and annihilated a SQUAD of elite MILITARY GUARDS. And the raging CREATURES is headed south toward civilization, ready to wreak bloody devestation.


It's a job that RAMBO and his 22 year old hunting partner BEAU BRADY can't turn down, but they and a TEAM of highly skilled SPECIAL FORCES KILL TEAM discover that the prey is a terror beyond their wildest imagination, a half-human abomination created by a renegade agency through a ceries of outlawed genetic experiments. It has man's cunning, a predator's savageness, and a prehistoric power that has transcended the ages. And even if RAMBO and BEAU survive its unrelenting hunger for human blood, they'll still have to confront the grim reality that it may have grown immortal."


My favourite bits include:
"...the MILITARY desperately needs him for a mission that his ultrasensitive instincts tell him he should refuse..."
"...but they and a TEAM of highly skilled SPECIAL FORCES KILL TEAM discover..."
 "...they'll still have to confront the grim reality that it may have grown immortal."

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